I have used a Jedi Mind Trick to convince Chris Simonds to fabricate legs from wood. Click HERE to witness the documentation of a master woodcrafters creative process.
JEDI CAFETERIA
There is no oleo,
there is grease.
No insta-grits,
there is pooridge.
No 'passion fruit',
only Snapple.
There is no crime,
in leaving a tip.
No Shoes, No Saber,
No service.
Feet do your thing
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So help me God.